December 15, 2009

The only thing worse than using a public bathroom right after someone else drops a 2

is when someone else walks in directly after your brief tinkle and most likely thinks you left the smell.

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December 14, 2009
fuckkyeahchicago: shynessisnice: I was on the Christmas el train this weekend. oh how I love Chicago.

fuckkyeahchicago:

shynessisnice:

I was on the Christmas el train this weekend. oh how I love Chicago.

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December 13, 2009

When I woke up this morning

I thought I was in the baby single. Oh, how I miss my baby.

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Lopa and I decided that money > Girl Talk, so we sold our New Year’s Eve tickets for a pretty good profit. Now, what shall we do instead on December 31st (keeping in mind our newfound dolla dolla billz)?

Lopa and I decided that money > Girl Talk, so we sold our New Year’s Eve tickets for a pretty good profit.

Now, what shall we do instead on December 31st (keeping in mind our newfound dolla dolla billz)?

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I love It's Always Sunny but...

…I see right through their ploys to get people (like me) to buy merchandise.  In the season finale, all the characters wore a “Flipadelphia” t-shirt, and I thought to myself, “I wonder if they’re gonna try to sell those.”

Sure enough, FX already has them up on the website for $25/each.  Same thing with Dick Towel from a few episodes ago.

I know I shouldn’t be, but I’m annoyed.

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December 11, 2009
sleepylopy: tofuttibreak: (via bullshit) they ruined it with words :( I could not agree more.

sleepylopy:

tofuttibreak:

(via bullshit)

they ruined it with words :(

I could not agree more.

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fuckyeahalwayssunny: bohobum: “I do not like it with the skin, Dee. I’m not allowed to eat it with the skin. I’M NOT ALLOWED!”

fuckyeahalwayssunny:

bohobum:

“I do not like it with the skin, Dee. I’m not allowed to eat it with the skin. I’M NOT ALLOWED!”

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December 10, 2009

Dear_____

For the past hour I have been responding to your interminable speaking with subtle nods, occasional mmm hmmms, and one-word, nondescript responses all without shifting my eyes from the computer screen. Will you please emerge from your self-absorbed bubble long enough to notice that I don’t care about the funny t-shirts on Charolotte Russe’s website, I don’t care that your friend is going to high tea at the Ritz, I don’t care that your mother forgot to include all eight gifts in your Hanukkah package.  I don’t care about anything you are saying to me.  I only want to finish this paper so I can enjoy my last weekend in Athens.

Thanks.

(Yes, I realize this is rather mean post. I don’t believe in PMS, so I’m going to blame my attitude on the fact that I only have 9 days left of what has easily been the best experience of my life. Also, if any of you were in this room with me, you too would want to cut a bitch.)

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December 8, 2009

If you watch The Soup, you’ll appreciate this…

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My Lame Life

Jena and I just discovered how to bold and _underline_ on facebook chat. Seriously made my day.

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Currently Skyping with my mom

We’re discussing what “team” each member of our family is on: Edward or Jacob. No joke.

Results:

Nick: Jacob

Maria: Jacob

Kristy: Edward

Mom: Edward

Dad: Undecided

“I like the sensi type. Edward worries about souls. Poor Edward.”-my mom

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And it begins...

Just got an email from one of my professors for next quarter to remind us that we have an assignment due on the first day of class.

After four months of studying abroad (which, let’s face it, involves absolutely no studying), I don’t think I’m ready for Northwestern.

EDIT: Nevermind. I completely forgot I’m an LOC major. The assignment is to write down two “learning goals” for the quarter. I’ll be just fine.

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