December 2010
19 posts
Ted Doukas, Battered Husband
The cool new title my dad wants on his business cards
“I’ve often been described as a beautiful man child”
I fake my way through 90% of my life
A phony smile here, some crocodile tears there. But no greater faking comes then when I pretend I know what I’m doing at work. I should win one of them gold statues named Oscar for this here performance.
Etiquette
I was perusing Missed Connections (typical) when I came across a “connection” that I think might have been written about one of my vendors. Now here’s the question—is it “unprofessional” of me to send him an email with the link? I really just want to satisfy my own curiosity, but it seems like a weird thing to do. That, and I’m afraid he might think I...
Oh God...
Nick: I know you laughed at my VM
Me: I really appreciate you leaving your phone number, area code included. Very helpful.
Nick: That was Leo's number. I was hoping you would call it.
Me: That would be hilarious, but I'd have to wonder how and why you have his number memorized...
Nick: We fuck.
I dig.
Good catch, Sylvia
Bruno Mars ("Grenade") playing on the radio: I should've known you were trouble from the first kiss, had your eyes wide open...why were they open?
Mother: How does he know her eyes were open? His eyes must've been open too!
It's sad when you think leaving work at 9PM is...
GAHHHHHHH
“All the idealism doesn’t really pan out the way you think it will when...”
– Matt Vasquez. Why is he so wise?
Oh and I'm trying to make the phrase "jean...
WatchI realize all my DS posts on Facebook and now here are probably really annoying, but GUYS, I am just so happy with all that went down yesterday.
