December 2011
4 posts
This morning I thought I had cancer of the mouth
but it turned out to be a popcorn kernel stuck on my tonsil.
I would like to thank my mother for a) listening to my frantic phone call; and b) knowing everything.
"That White Bitch": Some Quotes I Found In My High... →
thatwhitebitch:
Describing a birthday party: “[It was full of] superficial, self-absorbed, foolish teenagers.”
“It takes extra special people to understand me.”
“We thought he was a freshman cuz he had a huge backpack.”
“What a God damn stupid comment to make.”
“Because I’m worth it!!!!”
“I was excited…
