List of professions I’ve been told not to date:
- Architects - insane egomaniacs
- Bros in comedy - they’re actually really sad people
- Chefs - insane egomaniacs, never home
- Doctors - never home
- Farmers - gay
- Finance men - cheaters
- Guys without jobs - self-explanatory
- Lawyers - duhhhhhh
- NBA players - duhhhhh
- Politicians - gay
- Writers - FUCK NO
Yo, any statisticians wanna go bowling?
Done the bros in comedy track x2, and I can attest. Sad sad people